Monster of the Day #1105

Uhm, some joke about “bugging” his car.

OK, I may have lost my passion for the job.

  • Gamera977

    Officer:’I tried to arrest him but I ran out of handcuffs before he ran out of hands!’

    Spider: ‘See, just because I’m a giant arachnid they assume I’m a criminal! Species profiling!!!’

  • Flangepart

    The Duke boys were sure suprised when Sheriff Rosco deployed giant spiders aginst the General Lee…

  • bgbear_rnh

    Dale Gribble and nearly every other exterminator in the country sues for trademark infringement.

  • Gamera977

    Were giant mutant spiders ever in the ‘Gribble Report’?

  • The Rev.

    Jumping spiders are my favorites. They’re so cute and tiny that even the girls, both of whom are deathly phobic of spiders, can deal with them. I love finding them outside and watching them go about their jumpy day. Granted, I was able to spend much more time doing so as a kid… *sigh*
    If nothing else, my favorite spiders were in one of the best scenes in this movie, so at least there’s that. I mean, sure, I’ve never seen them bounce after prey like a kangaroo, but it was still fun. And just look at that still! It almost looks like a photograph. It’s damn near perfect: the fur, the eyes, the position…the palps should probably be less pointy and just as fuzzy as the legs, but that’s nitpicking I’d be unable to indulge in if this were the actual scene.

  • Flangepart

    Hummm…now I wonder. Would a 9mm or a .40 cal really go through the roof even at point blank range?

  • bgbear_rnh

    Certainly have your ears ringing.

  • That deputy shouldn’t allow people to car surf on his vehicle.

  • Wade Harrell

    Even the eye arrangement is correct. Probably the only movie where they even got the eyes right for the spider species.

  • Ken_Begg

    Nah, the best scene was the fight with the cat. That justified the entire movie just on its own.

  • Ken_Begg

    Sure, it’s just a car roof. I certainly wouldn’t want to be on the other side if anyone fired into one.

  • kgb_san_diego

    That cat scene made me laugh out loud — really good stuff!

  • The Rev.

    I had completely forgotten that scene. Probably for the best, since upon rewatching it I just found it kind of mean-spirited in a “Ha ha, take that asshole cat!” sort of way, and I have to assume I did last time as well. I suppose it’s amusing with the ridiculous outlines of animals smashing out of the walls, but best scene? I guess if you hate cats (I know Ken’s a dog person through and through)? I dunno; not my thing.
    I know, I’m a killjoy with animal stuff in movies. It’s my cross to share with Lyz and Will.

  • sandra

    The deputy looks surprisingly clam under the circumstances.

  • rtpoeman

    Especially since it looks like he’s got his window open…