Monster of the Day #1005

One of a couple of stories that revolves around other figures from the Bible. I wonder if Delilah was ever used; it seems inevitable.

It’s debatable if this features an actual monster, but the implication that Noah is using his collection of animals as an army of conquest is pretty terrific.

  • Ericb

    Does that make Noah the Beast with a Million Eyes?

  • Flangepart

    Samson wrestles the Holy Elephant. And the Holy Lion, and the Holy…

  • Gamera977

    That’s just seriously HUH!?! And I thought the other Samson comics were weird…

    Though I’ll admit it probably would have made a better film than the recent ‘Noah’- didn’t see it but everyone who did seems to think it was horrible.

  • bgbear_rnh

    All the animals we have seen are mutants so these animals probably look like monsters to Samson.

    Look out Samson, those animals come in pairs and the Mrs probably wont be too happy.

  • bgbear_rnh

    If he has a million you think he could spare one for Samson?

  • Gamera977

    I have to hand it to the guy though to start out with the elephant and the loins, I think I’d start with the field mouse and work my way up.

  • Gamera977

    Personally I think it would have been more interesting to have Samson encounter the other ark- you know the one that sank with the griffons, dragons, unicorns, centaurs, etc on it.

  • But what will happen when Young Noah wakes up? That’s what I want to know.

  • bgbear_rnh

    Chipmunks are tougher than they look.

  • Beckoning Chasm

    Not to mention the killer shrews. Or the killer bees.

  • sandra

    Good thing Sampson didn’t try to tackle the rabbits. They’ve got a vicious streak a mile wide.

  • Gamera977

    You guys have a point, maybe it’s best not to tangle with a small animal with sharp pointy teeth while wearing a toga.

  • bgbear_rnh

    ask Jimmy Carter ;)

  • Flangepart

    What, no love for the Visious Chicken of Bristol?

  • mtz

    I think this is the most WTF thing I’ve ever seen on MOTD.

  • bgbear_rnh

    The lion looks like he wants to say “Dude, I you going to eat all that?” The zebra is thinking “crazy man got Jumbo, glad he didn’t get me”

    (the elephant looks like a odd mix of Indian and African elephant).

  • Mulciber

    Best to get the hard stuff out of the way first. It’s ok to be low on energy if you’re just fighting a groundhog.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Huh? The story I heard from my father (born circa 1928) when I was a boy was that the unicorns were too busy playing in a field and that was why they didn’t get on the Ark.

    Mind, he also told me that when he was a boy he was told that killing robins was as bad as murdering a person.

  • Rodford Smith

    Cow? :-)