Monster of the Day #1002

The terror!!!

Don’t know that I have five of these left, but I’ll burn off what I have.

  • Flangepart

    Wait…is his eyepatch on the wrong side?
    Also, is a mutant unicorn interested in virgins?

  • Gamera977

    Ah that Samson, always the guy to take the bull… um unicorn by the horns.. I mean horn…

  • Well now we know how the Last Unicorn became the last unicorn. Thanks a lot Mighty Samson.


  • Ericb

    He ground the horn to dust and sold it for a fortune in China saying is was an aphrodisiac.

  • bgbear_rnh

    A pink loincloth is a nice touch if you are going to be wrestling unicorns.

  • Gamera977

    The more I think about it being a mutant the unicorn’s horn should be a light saber or some such…

  • sandra

    So, if TMS is able to get so close to a unicorn, that must mean that he’s a virgin. Unless mutant unicorns are different, of course.

  • bgbear_rnh

    Hard understand what the threat of a unicorn could be unless he was impaling the few remaining regular horses.

  • Ericb

    Well, that one is a “lethal, radioactive mutant.” I hope Samson isn’t planning on having any kids.

  • Eric Hinkle

    Well, going by some medieval European legends, unicorns would allow non-virgins to get close to them. It made it much easier for the unicorn to trample them into a bloody paste.

  • Eric Hinkle

    If you look closely, you can see that the unicorn has fangs. I guess it’s actually a vam-pony?

  • Gamera977

    Well, since it’s a muta-corn and is reversed from good to evil maybe it’s attracted to sleazy womanizers. You’ve got a lot to answer for there Samson…

  • Rodford Smith

    I recommend the Dark Horse collected volumes of these old comics. I was a kid when the originals came out and had a bunch of them, but the DH complete collection showed me stories I’d never seen before.

    In this story, the “unicorn” was a vicious mutant which simply resembled the old myth, but some of the humans believed it to be the real thing.