Monster of the Day #1002 Updated on September 29, 2014 By Ken Begg 13 Comments The terror!!! Don’t know that I have five of these left, but I’ll burn off what I have. Tweet Pin It Related PostsMonster of the Day #1569 (May 24, 2017) Monster of the Day #1568 (May 23, 2017) Monster of the Day #1567 (May 22, 2017) Monster of the Day #1566 (May 19, 2017) Monster of the Day #1565 (May 18, 2017) By Ken Begg http://jabootu.net Flangepart Wait…is his eyepatch on the wrong side? Also, is a mutant unicorn interested in virgins? Gamera977 Ah that Samson, always the guy to take the bull… um unicorn by the horns.. I mean horn… Cullen Waters Well now we know how the Last Unicorn became the last unicorn. Thanks a lot Mighty Samson. Jerk. Ericb He ground the horn to dust and sold it for a fortune in China saying is was an aphrodisiac. bgbear_rnh A pink loincloth is a nice touch if you are going to be wrestling unicorns. Gamera977 The more I think about it being a mutant the unicorn’s horn should be a light saber or some such… sandra So, if TMS is able to get so close to a unicorn, that must mean that he’s a virgin. Unless mutant unicorns are different, of course. bgbear_rnh Hard understand what the threat of a unicorn could be unless he was impaling the few remaining regular horses. Ericb Well, that one is a “lethal, radioactive mutant.” I hope Samson isn’t planning on having any kids. Eric Hinkle Well, going by some medieval European legends, unicorns would allow non-virgins to get close to them. It made it much easier for the unicorn to trample them into a bloody paste. Eric Hinkle If you look closely, you can see that the unicorn has fangs. I guess it’s actually a vam-pony? Gamera977 Well, since it’s a muta-corn and is reversed from good to evil maybe it’s attracted to sleazy womanizers. You’ve got a lot to answer for there Samson… Rodford Smith I recommend the Dark Horse collected volumes of these old comics. I was a kid when the originals came out and had a bunch of them, but the DH complete collection showed me stories I’d never seen before. In this story, the “unicorn” was a vicious mutant which simply resembled the old myth, but some of the humans believed it to be the real thing.