Monster of the Day #989 Updated on September 10, 2014 By Ken Begg 13 Comments Uh, I don’t know, something about dreadlocks. Look, why do I have to do all the work around here? Tweet Pin It Related PostsMonster of the Day #1696 (Jan 19, 2018) Monster of the Day #1696 (Jan 18, 2018) Monster of the Day #1695 (Jan 17, 2018) Monster of the Day #1694 (Jan 16, 2018) Monster of the Day #1693 (Jan 11, 2018) By Ken Begg http://jabootu.net Ericb Boy George in his Greek mythology stage. Cullen Waters She serpent a lot of time feeding her hair. Too much work, if you asp me. Flangepart But she was hissed off at her sisters. One day she tole them “Fangs for the help around here. Ya’ll can do it yerselves, cause you’ve rattled my cage for the last time!” Ericb “I’m gonna wash those snakes right outta my hair” bgbear_rnh I’ll just let Junior Browne do the ditty work: She’ll start hissin when she’s kissin Sayin your the only one She’ll tell you lies with beady eyes And a big long forked tongue If you give that gal a diamond ring You’ll get a Diamond back She just venom wearin denim boy She’s always makin tracks bgbear_rnh I hear she took everything and did not leave them a pit to hiss in. Flangepart Dude! Named the man who did one of the great Surf guitar medleys of all time. And In honor of Jim Stafford… “I don’t like hair made of snake. That’s why I’ll never let ya bite me…cause that ain’t cool…” bgbear_rnh and he even made an appearance on “The X-files” Rock Baker “It isn’t until you dress as a woman that you come to terms with the fact that you truly ugly.” -Leslie Neilsen bgbear_rnh and some people ask why you need to have a license to do hair weaves. bgbear_rnh I had forgot that this was Tony Randall. Maybe not pretty but, a convincing woman. Eric Hinkle I think we found a replacement for Svengoolie! The Rev. Completely unrelated, but I see that Richard Kiel just passed away today, a couple days shy of his 75th birthday. I didn’t know he was that old. Still, sad to see him go. I hope he rests well.