Monster of the Day #989

Uh, I don’t know, something about dreadlocks. Look, why do I have to do all the work around here?

  • Ericb

    Boy George in his Greek mythology stage.

  • She serpent a lot of time feeding her hair. Too much work, if you asp me.

  • Flangepart

    But she was hissed off at her sisters. One day she tole them “Fangs for the help around here. Ya’ll can do it yerselves, cause you’ve rattled my cage for the last time!”

  • Ericb

    “I’m gonna wash those snakes right outta my hair”

  • bgbear_rnh

    I’ll just let Junior Browne do the ditty work:


    She’ll start hissin when she’s kissin
    Sayin your the only one
    She’ll tell you lies with beady eyes
    And a big long forked tongue
    If you give that gal a diamond ring
    You’ll get a Diamond back
    She just venom wearin denim boy
    She’s always makin tracks

  • bgbear_rnh

    I hear she took everything and did not leave them a pit to hiss in.

  • Flangepart

    Dude! Named the man who did one of the great Surf guitar medleys of all time.

    And In honor of Jim Stafford…
    “I don’t like hair made of snake.
    That’s why I’ll never let ya bite me…cause that ain’t cool…”

  • bgbear_rnh

    and he even made an appearance on “The X-files”

  • Rock Baker

    “It isn’t until you dress as a woman that you come to terms with the fact that you truly ugly.” -Leslie Neilsen

  • bgbear_rnh

    and some people ask why you need to have a license to do hair weaves.

  • bgbear_rnh

    I had forgot that this was Tony Randall. Maybe not pretty but, a convincing woman.

  • Eric Hinkle

    I think we found a replacement for Svengoolie!

  • The Rev.

    Completely unrelated, but I see that Richard Kiel just passed away today, a couple days shy of his 75th birthday. I didn’t know he was that old. Still, sad to see him go. I hope he rests well.