RIP Eleanor Parker…

In the 1950s, Eleanor Parker was a three time Oscar nominee for Best Actress (1950, 1951 & 1955) and a fairly major star. Her career never scaled the heights you’d assumed from those facts. She later was nominated, again for Best Actress, for an Emmy and a Golden Globe award, and didn’t win either of those, either. The movie business is tough, and tougher by far for women, at least since the industry’s salad days of the ’30s when women like Joan Crawford would be top box office attractions.

Few of Ms. Parker’s titles are overmuch remembered today, except to devotees. Again, her films of the ’50s are surely the most remembered; The Man with the Golden Arm opposite Sinatra, Detective Story opposite Kirk Douglas, etc. Even so, she’s probably best remembered today for her supporting role as The Baroness in The Sound of Music.

In these ratified climes, however, Ms. Parker will always be remembered as one of the veritable parade of Oscar-winning and nominated actors to embarrass themselves in support of ‘stars’ Stephen Boyd and Elke Sommer in The Oscar. Despite being of the greatest movies ever reviewed on this site, the film still hasn’t received even an official DVD-R release, as such of its brethren as Liberace’s Sincerely Yours has.

Ms. Parker also starred opposite Charlton Heston in the killer ant epic The Naked Jungle (1954),. Aside from the fantastic climatic ant battle, this features the two spouting some hilariously ripe dialogue. Ms. Parker is a bride by mail ordered by the rigid and humorless Heston, the owner of a South American plantation. Heston is infuriated to discover after her arrival that Ms. Parker is a widow, and hence not virginal (implied, as opposed to stated outright, given the time period). “If you knew anything about music,” Ms. Parker icily opines during one confrontation, “you’d know that the best piano is one that’s been played.” Man, they don’t write ’em like that anymore.

As Ms. Parker grew older and her ’50s heyday fell behind her, she naturally transitioned in supporting roles and television work. She continued to regularly appear on the small screen until the mid-’80s.

Ms. Parker was 91 at the time of her passing.

  • sandra

    When I saw that Eleanor Parker was dead, my first thought was “The Oscar must have been her last movie. What a way to end a career. ” Then I thought of The Naked Jungle, which may not be a great movie but is undoubtedly a classic. How many movies with ants as the villains can say as much ?

  • SteveWD

    Plus it ‘inspired’ that season one episode of MacGyver with the ants (‘inspired’ meaning they blatantly ripped footage from it). That was kind of par for the course for season one though. Let’s find a movie we have the rights to, rip out some scenes, and write an episode around them. “You need a flood taking out a horde of ants on a South American plantation? we’ll use Naked Jungle, nobody will notice, plus the effects were really good to begin with.” Need a car chase? We’ll take the whole thing from The Italian Job. Nobody will notice that either.

  • Ken_Begg

    At least two, and they both came out in 1954.

  • sandra

    Well, of course THEM ! is the Greatest Giant Ant Movie ever made. Mind you, the competition is Empire of the Ants and – are there any others ?

  • Ken_Begg

    No, but that Kona cover is pretty swank.

    Phase IV for killer ants, if not giant ones. And there was a dreadful looking thing called Gi-Ants in production several years ago, with simply horrendous looking CGI effects. I’m not ever sure they ever finished it.

  • Ericb

    Don’t forget the 1977 TV movie imaginatively titled “Ants” starring Robert Foxworth and Suzanne Summers. I only saw it once 35 years ago so I can vouch for its quality.

  • Ericb

    Ugh, I mean’t that I *can’t* vouch for its quality.

  • The Rev.

    GIANTS came out in 2003, although I recall DreadCentral’s reviewer saying he had to order his DVD from Japan, so it may not have been released here. We also have 2005’s Glass Trap from Fred Olen Ray. I haven’t seen either, but looking at the trailers Ray’s looks a lot more professional; and yes, that is damning with faint praise. Neither one looks very good, and what reviews I could find confirm that.

    The Troma film Bugged may have large ants among its bugs; a couple of the puppets look like ants. However, the trailer seems to imply they’re roaches (even though the real bugs used at some points are very obviously crickets), so I’m not sure it counts.