Monster of the Day #816 Updated on December 5, 2013 By Ken Begg 13 Comments “Hmm, must remember to pick up milk on the way home.” Tweet Pin It Related PostsMonster of the Day #1531 (Mar 22, 2017) Monster of the Day #1530 (Mar 21, 2017) Monster of the Day #1529 (Mar 20, 2017) Monster of the Day #1527 (Mar 16, 2017) Monster of the Day #1526 (Mar 15, 2017) By Ken Begg http://jabootu.net Flangepart “Satan of the seas? Hummm… Commercial jingle: “Ask any mermaid, you happen to seeee- what- leads- to- damnation? Satan of the seas.” bgbear_rnh “Gateway to Oblivion” no. 5. on list of top 20 rejected prom themes. Gamera977 “You call this fair? The guy’s got a knife and what do I got? Nothin’ I tell you nothin’ – friggin’ human cheaters with their technological civilization!!!” The Rev. Man, I had no idea Rammstein concerts got THIS crazy!* *This joke only works if you’re familiar enough with Rammstein to know that the guy drawn here looks a LOT like their lead singer. Which means it’s pretty much for my own amusement. I’m sorry. InfiniteOnion I think that’s his wedgie face. or maybe he’s just surprised to see an octopus wearing goggles. Ericb I bet his lungs are aching for air. Eric Hinkle That guy is thinking, “I will NEVER accept a blind date set up by someone into hentai again!” Flangepart Don’t worry. It pretty much defines our tastes in films. Rock Baker Just another day in the life of Tarzan. Ken_Begg True, Kona would be fighting a MUCH bigger octopus. Eric Hinkle And those people he’s always defending would be watching nearby, standing right within tentacle’s reach like idiots. Ken_Begg That’s probably my favorite running joke of the last several years. And I’ll never have the chance to use it again. *sob* Eric Hinkle No, no, I’m sure you’ll get plenty of chances. There must be Kona cover and giant octopi art you haven’t shown us yet.