Monster of the Day #816

“Hmm, must remember to pick up milk on the way home.”

  • Flangepart

    “Satan of the seas? Hummm…
    Commercial jingle: “Ask any mermaid, you happen to seeee- what- leads- to- damnation? Satan of the seas.”

  • bgbear_rnh

    “Gateway to Oblivion” no. 5. on list of top 20 rejected prom themes.

  • Gamera977

    “You call this fair? The guy’s got a knife and what do I got? Nothin’ I tell you nothin’ – friggin’ human cheaters with their technological civilization!!!”

  • The Rev.

    Man, I had no idea Rammstein concerts got THIS crazy!*

    *This joke only works if you’re familiar enough with Rammstein to know that the guy drawn here looks a LOT like their lead singer. Which means it’s pretty much for my own amusement. I’m sorry.

  • InfiniteOnion

    I think that’s his wedgie face. or maybe he’s just surprised to see an octopus wearing goggles.

  • Ericb

    I bet his lungs are aching for air.

  • Eric Hinkle

    That guy is thinking, “I will NEVER accept a blind date set up by someone into hentai again!”

  • Flangepart

    Don’t worry. It pretty much defines our tastes in films.

  • Rock Baker

    Just another day in the life of Tarzan.

  • Ken_Begg

    True, Kona would be fighting a MUCH bigger octopus.

  • Eric Hinkle

    And those people he’s always defending would be watching nearby, standing right within tentacle’s reach like idiots.

  • Ken_Begg

    That’s probably my favorite running joke of the last several years. And I’ll never have the chance to use it again. *sob*

  • Eric Hinkle

    No, no, I’m sure you’ll get plenty of chances. There must be Kona cover and giant octopi art you haven’t shown us yet.