Monster of the Day #815

Updated on December 4, 2013 By Ken Begg 7 Comments

“The Magazine for Short Men”

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  • Flangepart

    “Huh? An octopus- here? How did that happen?”

  • bgbear_rnh

    are short men from another world?

    I had to deal with a Napoleon here at work yesterday (shorter than me so, that is saying something). All I can say is that I wanted to send him back to the moon. POW, ZOOM!

  • Eric Hinkle

    This could almost be a scene from ‘Road to Bali’, save for a shameful lack of Dorothy Lamour.

  • “Man, I should have never agreed to play hide and seek with that octopus. This helmet gives me no peripheral vision. I bet it’s just standing behind me, waving its arms and laughing at me. Stupid cephalopod.”

  • Greenhornet

    OK, I’m going to be the geeky one for this.
    Diving helmets don’t rotate with your head. If it’s turning like that, it’s coming off!

  • bgbear_rnh

    yes of course, haven’t you seen films of octopi opening jars?

  • Flangepart

    Outragious French accent- “An Heah, we hav zee Octo-poos twist off zee had of zee inahtentive divah…Do not mak me taunt me again!”