Scientist in Movie: “It’s almost exactly like our planet’s Tyrannosaurus Rex!” Joel, disgusted: “No its not.” Don’t ask me why, that’s one of my favorite MST3K lines ever. Along with “Oh, so… Read Article →

Ah, there’s the Bert I. Gordon we all know and love.

C’mon, Mr. Gordon, at least paste a fin on it or something.

Man, F/X have come a long way since the first Jurassic Park.

‘Nuff said.

This really should have been yesterday’s, as this foreign version was made in 1953, five years before Return of Dracula. Like Mexican vampire films made 15 years later, this movie was *cough*… Read Article →

Stupid bad Internet connection. Anyway, here’s today’s entry, about 12 hours late. This fairly obscure film is sort of interesting because it does what the Night Stalker TV movie did with far… Read Article →

I think I’ve made it pretty obvious that I thought John Carradine was a nearly perfect actor to play Dracula. No, he never would have been as sheerly iconic as Messrs. Lugosi… Read Article →

This week was in the works anyway, due to my recent Billy the Kid vs Dracula review. Then Christopher passed away, and it seemed even more appropriate. If I remember correctly, I… Read Article →