Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

Death by embarrassing monster! T(ween) Fest is a week from Saturday. Yikes!

Another very nice cover. And the monster design evokes Giger while not seeming slavish. I think the guy in the background is Sukia's gay sidekick, who needless to say got *lots* of action himself. Hey, it was the '70s. Ulula, the Vampirella-looking chick from earlier in the week who was actually a werewolf, also…

Don't be misled. He's trying to warn them they're about to do it in a patch of poison ivy. Sukia was a vampire, in case you where wondering.

He's not just the president, he's also a client. Jeez, lady, learn how to dress for your surroundings. And what's with the womanspreading?

Vampira's punk phase was solely an attempt to get back at...at, uh, her...dammit, I just can't think of a punchline.

It struck me that I better take advantage of GalaxyJane being out of country to post some more lurid material, so that I don't have to worry about her going on one of her trademark epic angry rants about misogyny and the Patriarchy and microtriggers and accusing me of mansplaining the moment I try…

See, this makes you want to watch the movie, but it's a trap.

I'd say you can't go wrong with cheesy, homemade-looking dinos. But ask the people who were at T-Fest when I showed The Mighty Gorga. Still, for that one magical minute, it was the best film ever made.

Have I really never featured this beastie before? Ah, well, if I have, it wasn't this picture anyway. This is obviously inspired by my entirely satisfactory viewing of Kong Skull Island over the weekend. Meanwhile, today's featured film has been sitting on my DVD shelf unwatched for over a decade, so maybe it's time…

I was going to see Kong Skull Island on Saturday, but it was raining cats and dogs and I couldn't bring myself to leave the house. Sunday was better, though, so I grabbed the early show. I had a BLAST. The two hour run time is pleasingly lean. Moreover, the film has learned from…