Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

B-Fest was great this year; everything went easy-peasy and the schedule was largely pain-free. Maybe too pain-free, as one veteran attendee argued. (And yes, next year a really painful entry would be nice.) I think this is the only Fest movie I haven't featured before (maybe), but obviously it's pretty great. I'm sure whoever…

The weirdest version by far of that King of the Hill episode where Bobby is found kissing a mannequin head. Peggy is properly shocked, but Luanne seems strangely OK with it, even fascinated. I think Bobby would be pleased to be described as "a player," though. B-Fest starts tomorrow evening, so if I go…

  Uh...no. B-Fest this Friday!

I think there were a devil and the GI-like soldier character, but I couldn't find any good stills of them. Luckily, I guess Demonic Toys 2 briefly features a pretty decent demon character, so we're good.

Worst...manicurist...ever.

Awwwww, Lil' Killbot is adorable!

Band was doing shared cinematic universes a long time before Marvel. He liked two things; franchises and small characters. Although "only" appearing in four films, the Demonic Toys fought both Tim Thomerson's mini-hero Dollman (in a film that also served as a sequel to Band's Bad Channels) and, inevitably, the Puppet Master gang. Say…

Ah, Charles Band, you magnificent bastard.

As things go along more 'varient' Titans show up. In a lesser show this would seem like "do whatever we want" laziness. Here it just adds to the unsettling feeling that nobody understands what the hell these things' deal is.

One of the creepiest aspects of the Titans is that they mostly wear a look of slack, bovine amenability. Unless they reach out for a human and chow down on them.