Post Weekend Open Thread (04/09/12)

Did stay up for the late night TCM showing in Friday, and scratched Gamma People off my list. Pretty mild sci-fi fare, and the lack of the monster is probably why this got so little play over the years. GP is about two Anglo types, a two-fisted American (upper middle aged, you don’t see that much anymore) and his suaver Brit compatriot, who end up in a Iron Curtain-type Euro police state–think of the sort of generic countries from the old Mission: Impossible show–run by a mad scientist.  He’s turning people either into geniuses (supposedly) or imbecile goons for vague, nefarious purposes.

Not a lot here, and things move awful slow, although the girls were pretty. There’s one ‘genius’ kid clearly meant to be a Nazi Youth-type, etc. The weirdest aspect is that much of the film, including it’s lengthy set-up, seems to be being played for comedy. It’s not really a comic horror film, though. It’s more like a fish out of water comedy that they decided wasn’t working so they cut in 20 minutes of rather tame ‘horror’ stuff.

Mostly I spent the weekend watching the first season of Game of Thrones on DVD. I wanted to finish it so I could return it to the library; we have a long waiting list on it. Really good and *very* gritty medieval fantasy stuff, with a great cast. The season doesn’t end so much as pauses, in the midst of a civil war in which neither side realizes that twin outside dangers are approaching from either side of the map. Now I just have to wait a year to find out what happens next. Please, no spoilers on season two, or even season one, for those who haven’t seen the show.

One thing that struck me, especially after watching Boardwalk Empire season one just last week, is that HBO is *still* pursuing one programming gimmick tracing back to the Hitchhiker days; lots and lots of quite explicit sex and (mostly female) nudity. HBO used to do this to separate themselves from network TV. Now, however, you seldom find such stuff in movies either, so they are standing out from either.

Another big difference from the silver screen is that both series (like a whole lot of TV today) are much, much better written than films generally are now. Writers have pride of place in TV shows now, often being the very people running them, while in movies they remain about the least important of the creative types.

Didn’t get much reading done, and since Amazing Race started about an hour late do to the Masters telecast, I missed the first episode of All-Star Chopped last night. However, it replays tomorrow night at 10, so I’ll probably see it then. It featured four Iron Chefs facing off against each other, and was clearly filmed before the already telecast Next Iron Chef, since Geoffrey Zekarian was one of the people judging them, and contestant Marc Forgione identified himself as the “freshman” Iron Chef, a mantle Zekarian has since assumed.

By the way, I think the producers of Chopped are very cagey in that they never spend more prize money for their big events; the winners get $50,000, but there’s a five episode winnowing process, so it still breaks down to the normal $10,000 an episode. Smart.

What did you guys do?

  • Beckoning Chasm

    I watched a lot of stuff…none of which I can remember off the top of my head.  Oh, I saw “Brain Donors” based on something I read somewhere.  Excellent claymation at the beginning and end.

  • Still working hard and heavy on that graphic novel, but I took a little more time to relax this weekend than I had in previous weekends.

    Watched three whole movies! TANGO AND CASH is a new addition to my library (Sly AND Kurt in the same picture, with Jack Palance bonus points!) as is a 2000 Richard Hatch movie called THE GHOST, about a Tong female assassin who must go into hiding and becomes the mail-order bride of poor slub Hatch. He manages to appeal to her long repressed emotions and she falls for him, but then the bad guys come looking for her. It turned out to actually be a pretty good little movie, despite the opening moments looking like they had the production values of a cable channel porno. I was pleasantly surprised.

    For Easter Sunday, I screened THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST. Still pretty powerful stuff. Too bad for Mel it will probably be remembered as his last great hurrah before his meltdown and slide into tabloid hell.

    While working on my book, I’ve been listening to radio episodes of Abbott and Costello. They were sponsored by Camel, and the company probably never imagined how true the phrase “made of costlier tobaccos” would ring in the 21st century. I was a Camel man back in the 90’s, but it’s been that long since anyone who doesn’t live near a reservation could afford them!

  • I liked ‘Brain Donors’. Basically a remake of the Marx Brothers ‘A Night At The Opera’.

  • Tim

    I think Babar is the only HBO original program that doesn’t have explicit sex.
    I watched a movie called The Objective. It was made by one of the blair witch people. It was pretty good until the ending. I really dislike the whole deal of not explaining to the audience what happened. I understand that some things can be left to the audience’s interpretation. But not the entire ending. If I’ve invested over an hour into characters and the predicament they’re in, I want to know what they were facing and/or why.

  • Stickboy_60

    I was in the recording studio with my band, recording our second album. Should be done by May 1st, and released by Sept. 1st. Watched a couple episodes of the fourth season of Airwolf. I love Airwolf, so it pains me to say that season four is GARBAGE!!!

  • GalaxyJane

    Spent Friday evening trying to corral the kids without comitting homicide in the Lord’s house for Good Friday services, then finished up the second series of “Misfits”.  I still think that lactokinesis is the shittiest superpower in the history of same.
     
    Saturday I watched the first two hours of “The Ten Commandments” which I don’t think I had seen in 25 years or more.  Entertaining, but had to switch over to finally catch “Ssssss” on Svengoolie. Wow, now that’s some hardcore mad science, especially for 1973, a good 30 years past the Mad Science flick prime. I just can’t figure out the scientist’s logic: Step 1) Turn people into King Cobras with human intelligence Step 2) ????? Step 3) Save the human race from the apocalypse!!! But hey, Dirk Benedict!

    Easter Sunday seemed like a good day to finally watch that super-deluxe four disc box set of Ben Hur that I’d picked up for 5 bucks at Ollie’s a few months back.  Definitely understand how it got the reputation it has.  And the chariot scene is even more impressive now, in the age of CGI, when we’d never dare risk actors and animals when we could just animate the whole thing.

    Otherwise just did family stuff, ate too much chocolate and took some online classes for the Army. Not too exciting.

  • GalaxyJane

    Spent Friday evening trying to corral the kids without comitting homicide in the Lord’s house for Good Friday services, then finished up the second series of “Misfits”.  I still think that lactokinesis is the shittiest superpower in the history of same.
     
    Saturday I watched the first two hours of “The Ten Commandments” which I don’t think I had seen in 25 years or more.  Entertaining, but had to switch over to finally catch “Ssssss” on Svengoolie. Wow, now that’s some hardcore mad science, especially for 1973, a good 30 years past the Mad Science flick prime. I just can’t figure out at the scientist’s logic: Step 1) Turn people into King Cobras with human intelligence Step 2) ????? Step 3) Save the human race from the apocalypse!!! But hey, Dirk Benedict!
     
    Easter Sunday

  • GalaxyJane

    I really wanted to rewatch “Passion” for Good Friday, it does add a real depth of meaning to verses that seem much more benign in the abstract.  Unfortunately the kids were already home for Spring Break and I don’t think they are ready for the full concept of scourging yet. 

  • Do you remember the early Simpsons episode where Bart is studying for a test during a snow day?  He tries to convince himself that he’s not missing much, but a peek outside reveals the most fun day ever!  People are even singing! That’s how I felt while I was following twitter while trying to get my taxes done.

    On the other hand, they are done.  I’m sitting pretty now.  (smug pose)

  • GalaxyJane

    Also stayed up until after midnight Friday watching “Dragnet” reruns on Netflix.  Because when you aren’t sleeping worth a damn anyway, you might as well get your Joe Friday on.  Man, I love that show.  And not at the ironic “look at the goofy way they portray hippies while trying to be relevant” way.  I genuinely admire the show and the fact that they tried really hard to be honest about the way the police force worked, no glamming it up ala “CSI” and no trying to make out that all cops are corrupt. They were mostly good guys doing a frequently unappreciated job.

  • Gamera977

    Well, goofed around Saturday, then slept too late Sunday and missed the sunrise service. Watched ‘The Silver Chalice’ on TCM which was Paul Newman’s first movie. Newman was as wooden as a 2 x 4 but Jack Palace made up for it – I don’t think there was a piece of scenery from the movie that didn’t end up with Palace’s teeth marks on it.

    Oh and I ate a marshmallow Peep…    

  • Gamera977

     Frankly I consider Airwolf season four like Battlestar 1980 – as an entirely different show from the original. Other than Jan-Michael Vincent’s drug abuse problems I’m not surprised that the rest of cast declined to do season four.

  • Toby C

    My highlight was watching Tangled – I was blown away, and I’m now calling it the best Disney Animated Canon movie since 1998 and easily in my top 5 overall.

    I also watched the first two (and only surviving) parts of The Quatermass Experiment. Looking forward to reading the scripts for the other four and watching the sequels.
     

  • The Rev.

    We found Peeps that’d been dipped in dark chocolate.  Why the hell did it take them so long to think of this??

    After last weekend, I actually got some time to watch a couple of movies…

    Attack of the 50-Foot Woman:  Yes, I just now got around to it.  What a fun little movie!  While the giant hand props were worse than I imagined, I was surprised by how well most of the effects came off.  Sure, sometimes things went transparent, but I like that they seem to have had Allison Hayes (who is magma levels of hot in this thing, by the way) appear larger by a combination of moving slowly and using higher filming speed, like they used to do with Godzilla movies.  The other props were pretty good, all things considered.  Overall I enjoyed it quite a bit, and I mean on a genuine level (with a few moments that were enjoyed the way we usually enjoy things around here.)  I need to get this on DVD to enjoy in the future.

    Hunger:  Mix Saw with a good bit of The Cube and you get this story of five people trapped in a large cellar with plenty of water, no food, and a clock that appears to be counting down 30 days.  Honestly, it’s not too bad.  The Jigsaw of the movie is a lot more believable, in that someone could probably pull off such a set-up as he has here, as compared to Jigsaw’s completely unbelievable operations.  I mostly watched it because Linden Ashby is in it, but all the actors do pretty well, even if their characters occasionally act in ways real people probably wouldn’t or (in the case of the Jigsaw) are given very little to do.  We find out why these five were chosen, but it’s not important to the overall story, so they move on after revealing it, which was a good call, I thought.  The dragged-out flashbacks showing who is obviously the Jigsaw and how he got this way, on the other hand, needed to be curtailed a bit.  We got it after the first one, movie!  Overall, I’m not sorry I watched it, and I’d probably do so again sometime, which is pretty high praise for a modern DTV horror movie.

  • Yeah. One of the things I considered while watching the film again was what age one should be before viewing it. There’s a lot of important stuff here, and it drives home how important Christ’s sacrifice was/is, but it’s rather intense even through adult eyes. Should I ever father a child, I have no clue how long to make them wait before seeing it.

  • Amen to that. There’s a reason Dragnet remains one of the most beloved ‘cop’ shows of all time, despite a few decades now of ‘enlightened’ people trying to tear the show down. One thing they can never take away from the series is how revolutionary it was. (That was an interesting reflection I had on the late Henry Morgan concerning Dragnet and M*A*S*H, he -although coming in late in both series- played a major part in what are arguably the two most revolutionary programs in television history, and from opposite ends of the spectrum.)

    I thank God I grew up watching Dragnet, as it’s one of the things that kept me so straight throughout my life. I owe a lot to Jack Webb.

  • The most unbelievable aspect of ATTACK OF THE 50FT WOMAN is the notion that anyone married to Allison Hayes would be roaming around. Sure, Yvette Vickers is a hot little number, but if you already have Allison Hayes at home….. It makes the brain blow a few fuses trying to figure out Harry’s motivations. Otherwise, though, pretty nifty little movie. I’ve always loved it.

  • GalaxyJane

    Mine are still both pre-teens, so not even a question of letting them see it yet.  Otherwise I think it would have to be a VERY individual parental decision.  I could certainly see letting a mature teenager, with a good grounding in discipleship watch it.  On the other hand I’d never, ever throw it at an unchurched teen for the sort of shock value conversion purposes that were common enough in the sort of hellfire and brimstone teen revivals that I occasionally was exposed to (only rarely, not a big thing in the Anglican world wherein I was raised and continue to inhabit, but living in the South they are just part of the culture and occasionally I was invited along to an event that turned out to not be quite what I was expecting).

  • I’m not sure the film would mean much to someone who doesn’t already have a relationship with Christ, but I hear you. Having known Christ my whole life, I was wondering how I might have reacted at various ages of my youth. I can’t be sure when I would have been ‘ready’ for it. Age has certain advantages, though. For one thing, I’m a lot more patient with subtitles than I was fifteen years ago. I’m sure that helps the film’s impact immeasurably. 

  • Gamera977

     I own a copy but still at 42 the scourging scene is just a little too intense for even me. Great movie but I think Mel should have dialed it back at least a little in some points. 

  • Gamera977

     Peeps dipped in dark chocolate? Thanks Rev. now I know how the rest of the Peep flock is going to end up ;)

  • GalaxyJane

    Oof, somehow managed to forget the subtitles, that’ll add a few more years before my short-attention span male clones are ready for it.

  • GalaxyJane

    I understand what you are saying, but tend to disagree a bit.  I found those scenes nigh-unwatchable, but at the same time it really brought home just how brutal a punishment it was, which is easy to gloss over in a culture where even giving a child an open palm smack on the rear is viewed by some as physically abusive.

  • Gamera977

     Can’t argue with that, it does bring home what Christ went though. Guess I’m just saying I’m a big softie.

  • The Rev.

    Having a gorgeous wife doesn’t seem to guarantee against philandering, even in real life.  Having said that, I had the same thought, Rock.  I guess he was just greedy.

  • This was the main point of debate when the film came out. I remember much argument over whether the film was inspirational and was more powerful for not cleaning things up and staying true to historical fact, or if the film were just blatant exploitation piece, a gore film for Christians. Obviously, I place myself in the camp that thinks it was the right thing to do (however hard it may be to watch at times).

    Whatever the quibbles people had, though, one can’t deny the massive box office success the film enjoyed (a fact that rankled a lot of the suits in establishment Hollywood).