Life in George Bush’s Amerikkka…

Updated on December 1, 2005 By Ken Begg 17 Comments

Here we see Santa Claus, symbol of Bush’s theocratic Amerikka, predictibly yet chillingly ‘greeting’ passerbys with a Nazi salute. A living symbol of Bush’s anti-Muslim jihad in Iraq, Santa’s goosestepping presence on our public streets is no doubt particularly discomforting to minorities and women.

Why women, particularly, I don’t know; but whenever employs the word “minorities” or any of it’s analogues, one must now attach the phrase “and women” to it. In fact, I think my PC’s grammer check does this automatically.

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