The most unrealistic element of The Twilight Saga?

Updated on July 7, 2010 By Ken Begg 10 Comments

Given this picture, it’s not the shiny vampires, or the werewolves, of even that the heroine is named Bella Swan. It’s that Edward is heterosexual.

If you’re interested in buying a pair of Edward shoes, here they are.

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  • thadzo

    And he wears those to the high school he attends?

  • BeckoningChasm

    I bet those Ninja stars come in handy.

  • Tim

    there’s no place like home

  • Lawyer Ku

    Sort of have that “no closet can hold me” look about them. Do they sell men’s clothes there as well?

  • TongoRad

    Yup- that’s even less believable than a vampire’s shoes having a cross motif (nice sideways ‘goth’ cross stitching on the sides, though). Jeepers creepers…

  • Ericb

    I shudder to think what kind of slash fiction they have going on in the Twilight fan world.

  • I own three pairs of these.

  • Mr. Rational

    I hope Bella and Edward are the same size. She’ll probably want to borrow those at some point.

  • Rock Baker

    Didn’t know Liberace was a vampire.

  • monoceros4

    “Didn’t know Liberace was a vampire.”

    After watching The Loved One I’ve never thought he was anything else.

    As for wearing those in high school, I’ll bet it doesn’t matter so much after you become known as the kid who’s repeated eleventh grade for a couple decades now.