Given this picture, it’s not the shiny vampires, or the werewolves, of even that the heroine is named Bella Swan. It’s that Edward is heterosexual.
If you’re interested in buying a pair of Edward shoes, here they are.

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Given this picture, it’s not the shiny vampires, or the werewolves, of even that the heroine is named Bella Swan. It’s that Edward is heterosexual.
If you’re interested in buying a pair of Edward shoes, here they are.
