The film we’ve all been waiting for…

Updated on May 5, 2009 By Ken Begg 6 Comments

Christina Aguilera will make her screen debut as “an ambitious smalltown girl with a big voice who finds love, family and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club.”

Fans of Glitter and Crossroads are finally seeing their dreams come true.

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  • Ericb

    Just what we need, a remake of The Girl in Gold Boots.

  • Ericb

    Or is it it a PG-13 Showgirls?

  • Well, Showgirls was basically an NC-17 version of Girl in Gold Boots anyway, so it’s all good.

  • The Rev. D.D.

    Paging Eva Vandergeld…

  • the other lizard

    See, I thought you were serious. I misread it as – Christina APPLEGATE will make her screen debut as “an AMPHIBIOUS smalltown girl with a big voice who finds love, family and success in a Los Angeles neo-burlesque club.”

    I was picturing a cross between Creature of the Black Lagoon and Lorne from the series Angel.

  • Matt B

    I’ll let Mike Nelson and co. know. That way they can finish riffing the trifecta.