Monster of the Day #3236

Updated on August 4, 2021 By Ken Begg 12 Comments

Who wouldn’t buy “The Aristocrat of Science Fiction”?

I’m not a space engineer, but I suspect any space suit that requires a helmet probably shouldn’t have a boob window. Also, is that the most efficient way to chase/attack a single person?

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  • Beckoning Chasm

    The entire city was tired of her CB rants.

  • Gamera977

    No complaints about boob window from me! Just annoyed we can’t see her legs, can’t tell if she’s wearing pants or a skirt with her environmental suit.

    I really like the top cover, shoggoths don’t get enough attention…

  • bgbear_rnh

    The Britney Spears Story

  • Let’s see. A boob window, a more or less exposed belly, a hat inside the helmet, and (though this is an assumption) high heel boots upon the feet.

    I dunno. This seems scientifically correct based upon all the movies and tv shows I’ve watched. Y’know. The Good Ones.

  • Ken_Begg

    She just keeps singing Gypsies Tramps & Thieves over and over and over at karaoke.

  • Ken_Begg

    Dammit, I knew I should have included that gag when I first posted this. I’ll get you next time, Gamera!

  • Ken_Begg

    To the fair, that is pretty exactly what GalaxyJane wore at the last T-Fest. I thought it was because of Covid, but it turns out that everyone had been hitting the garlic chips too hard.

  • Well that and the puppy farts.

  • Eric Hinkle

    I love how everyone is discussing her boob window and not that fact that she now probably has a literal see-through chest thanks to getting zapped with a death ray. The condition of her spacesuit is probably academic now.

  • Ken_Begg

    Sorry, I know what eating puppy does to me, but they taste sooooo good.

  • Marsden

    But is it a death ray? It looks more like a melted butter cannon. Maybe they thought she was a lobster.

  • Eric Hinkle

    True, She’s red enough to be one.