It Came from Netflix: Shark Swarm (2008)

Updated on July 15, 2008 By Ken Begg 8 Comments

Shit swarm.

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  • Ericb

    That good, eh?

  • Actually, the ‘review’ is a bit of a joke. We’ll see if anyone gets it. However, its also fairly accurate. Nearly three hours (!) of boredom.

  • Dave

    Shark Sandwich–from “This is Spinal Tap”

    –from a long-time lurker and fan of Jabootu

  • I’ve had this on DVD since it came out. I’ve tried watching it on three different occassions and have still yet to even make it to the halfway point. I even fell asleep on it the second time. Maybe if I knew it was only 90-minutes I could finish it, but at 2:45, it’s interminable. The script from what I’ve seen so far barely has enough plot to fill a movie half its length let alone miniseries length.

  • It should be emphasized: The last comment was from Scott Foy, the guy who’s watched (and somehow survived) every single freakin’ awful Sci-Fi Channel ‘original’ movie of the last five years and more.

  • Hmm, that’s funny, GalaxyJane got the Spinal Tap reference a few days ago. I wonder where her comment got to?

    Nod to Dave too, though.

  • GalaxyJane

    Man, I feel so rejected! Even the computer doesn’t want to be friends with me *sobs inconsolably*

  • Nah, it’s just jealous of the great love we all have for you here. Sort of like Demon Seed.

    Also, it didn’t get the Tap reference and was pissed.