I’m not sure about these numbers. The production costs for Rob Zombie’s Halloween must have been very low. It made $80 million worldwide and got a sequel. Meanwhile, the 2009 Friday the… Read Article →

So I kind of get them screwing up Nightmare on Elm Street, because that was a very good film and thus easier to fail with. However, how the heck do you mess… Read Article →

Admittedly, the producers of this remake gave themselves a harder task than, say, the Friday the 13th remake, because the actual Craven Nightmares are really good, even great. Even so, you’d think… Read Article →

Wow, the original wasn’t made until 1993? Anyway, let’s look at the brilliant redoes of the classic horror movies of the 70s on!

Apparently this what that woman calls “Tuesday.” Have a great long weekend, everyone!

Yeah, that would be bad. Quick, call Kona!

Ah, killer plants. Now that I think about it, when did movies stop featuring random killer plants. Cinema sucks now. (Except for The Avenger and John Wick and Godzilla.)

I woke up and realized I had nothing planned, so…pulp covers! Can’t go wrong with pulp covers. Man, the number of times I saw that look on women’s faces.

I won’t make this purely about anime, an obsession I’m trying not to inflict on people (except in one woeful case where, like a vampire, I was invited in). However, I can… Read Article →