Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

That's a rough "half-dead." I'm not sure how those hands work. And skele-snakes!

Happy (???) Monday, everyone! This would have been a great Halloween MotD, but hey, I just found it. Unless I've used it before, which is entirely possible. Still, neat. Friday's Watch Party was Richard Burton's Doctor Faustus, and...well, you spend your dime and you take your chances. Still, I was glad to tick it…

I know this looks bad for the cowering guy, but I can't help noticing that he's wearing a suit made out of Bruce Banner's Pants material. So the situation may be due for a severe change shortly after this. Watch Party tonight!

Vampire hunters. They never go to the crypt at noon. Am I the only one getting a "Kiss me, you fool!" vibe from that vampire?

I really like that cover.  Although...is that supposed to be a coffin? Surely not.

When 3-D goes horrible wrong. (And I'm pretty sure that one dude is just trying to look up that woman's skirt.) We'll back to reality. Not more holidays until the end of May. Groan. But hey, one more day until the second episode of Bofuri.

The truly elite guards can identify each prisoner by his legs. I assume the publisher sent the original cover back. "Where's the skeleton?!" he presumably shouted. Of course, not EVERY Dark Mysteries cover featured a skeleton. All the best ones do, though. Happy Friday, everyone!  Watch Party next week.