Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

Take that, "Deathklok". (Sorry about the lack of image on the front page, I can't access Imgur at the moment, and it's time to go to work.)

When your special effects budget extends to digging out that old Freakies cereal toy from the junk drawer.

Now *that's* combination skin.

This is why buying one of the cheaper Real Doll knock-offs is a bad idea.

Direct to video horror back in the day was often metric tons of just...stuff, but you look at this and it does make you nostalgic for those days over the lame CGI monster stuff you get from SyFy now.

"Quick Henry, if we have any sort of insecticide-related product, now would be a good time to bust it out!"

No, no, vampires are supposed to be all dreamy and stuff.

Saw Shin Godzilla on Saturday, and liked it quite a bit. Oddly, considering the main complaint of the latest American Godzilla was that the star didn't have enough screen time, this Godzilla might have had even less. Still, a very solid effort at a revisionist films all around.

I'm guessing some sort of Troma-like deal?

This is why flossing is so important.