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Post "Were gonna need a bigger chopper..."
on: July 6, 2013, 08:18
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Yep, here it is.

http://io9.com/the-sharknado-trailer-is-the-greatest-thing-youll-see-662404733
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Post Re: "Were gonna need a bigger chopper..."
on: July 9, 2013, 07:58
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How do those sharks breath? Once a waterspout goes onto dry land (assuming such a thing is possible, I'm not a meteorologist so I don't know off the top of my head)it will turn into a tornado which is made up of air. The sharks wouldn't last long after that.
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Post Re: "Were gonna need a bigger chopper..."
on: July 9, 2013, 12:06
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Um Eric, you expect logic, reason, or just simple common sense in a Sci-Fi or SyFi or whatever the hell it is now made for TV movie???

;)

You probably put more thought into this post than the scriptwriters put into the entire film.

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Post Re: "Were gonna need a bigger chopper..."
on: July 9, 2013, 18:00
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Quote from Gamera977 on July 9, 2013, 12:06
Um Eric, you expect logic, reason, or just simple common sense in a Sci-Fi or SyFi or whatever the hell it is now made for TV movie???

;)

You probably put more thought into this post than the scriptwriters put into the entire film.

What he said, double. Using logic of one of these flicks is like expecting reason applied to ANY Japanese live action/or anime.
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Post Re: "Were gonna need a bigger chopper..."
on: July 10, 2013, 00:30
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Quote from Ericb on July 9, 2013, 07:58
How do those sharks breath?

Through the Power of Awesome.
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Post Re: "Were gonna need a bigger chopper..."
on: July 10, 2013, 06:41
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Frankly flying in a tornado would probably put the sharks into some kind of shock and in no position to eat. A Swordfishnado or Narwhalnado would probably be more dangerous.

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Post Re: "Were gonna need a bigger chopper..."
on: July 10, 2013, 06:48
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Quote from Flangepart on July 9, 2013, 18:00

Quote from Gamera977 on July 9, 2013, 12:06
Um Eric, you expect logic, reason, or just simple common sense in a Sci-Fi or SyFi or whatever the hell it is now made for TV movie???

;)

You probably put more thought into this post than the scriptwriters put into the entire film.

What he said, double. Using logic of one of these flicks is like expecting reason applied to ANY Japanese live action/or anime.

Well, my tongue is firmly in my cheek with this discussion but, really, there is a difference between dropping some logic for a suspension of disbelief to enjoy a movie and downright absurdity. I think they may have pushed the envelope too far with this one to the point where they look like they have become a bit self conscious with the crazy concepts and are heading into Troma territory.
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Post Re: "Were gonna need a bigger chopper..."
on: July 10, 2013, 07:44
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I know what you mean Eric, I was just being a smartass, I did put the ;) in there to indicate I was joking too. Funny the smilie didn't work.

I know what you mean about movies that aren't just stupid but aggressively stupid, that jump up in your face and scream 'A MORON MADE THIS MOVIE! and yes I've lost patience with some of them too. One recent film I actually paid good money to see and spent most of the end holding back the desire to jump up and scream 'WTH!?!' a dozen or so times.

Now I love the idea of someone getting impaled by a flying swordfish though even if it's a stuffed one from off someone's mantle!
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Post Re: "Were gonna need a bigger chopper..."
on: July 10, 2013, 10:17
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Quote from Gamera977 on July 10, 2013, 07:44
I know what you mean Eric, I was just being a smartass, I did put the ;) in there to indicate I was joking too. Funny the smilie didn't work.

I know what you mean about movies that aren't just stupid but aggressively stupid, that jump up in your face and scream 'A MORON MADE THIS MOVIE! and yes I've lost patience with some of them too. One recent film I actually paid good money to see and spent most of the end holding back the desire to jump up and scream 'WTH!?!' a dozen or so times.

Now I love the idea of someone getting impaled by a flying swordfish though even if it's a stuffed one from off someone's mantle!

Or how about Ninjanado where a terrorist group steals technology from a secret government weapons program that creates artificial tornadoes and uses its specially trained squads of tornado surfing ninjas to spread fear and panic across the land. "The wind is the least of your worries!"
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Post Re: "Were gonna need a bigger chopper..."
on: July 11, 2013, 07:52
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Or how about Ninjanado where a terrorist group steals technology from a secret government weapons program that creates artificial tornadoes and uses its specially trained squads of tornado surfing ninjas to spread fear and panic across the land. "The wind is the least of your worries!"

Now see, THAT'S why you should write for Asylum. Great Idea, and face it, they gotta start doing original ideas sometime...
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