Monster of the Day

Hello, everybody!

"Are those carnivorous pseudopods, or are you just happy to see me?"

What, you thought you had witnessed all the terrors that Robot Holocaust had to present yesterday? Foolish mortal. As you quake in fear, consider that they pulled off this beastie without CGI. I know, I can hardly believe it myself. UPDATE: Here's an even more terrifying still of this incredible monster. Notice the sheer,…

"Pardon me while I put my face on." Hail to this lady, who managed to give one of the very most memorable worst performances I have ever seen.

Freeman aka Dr. Freex introduced us to this one at a T-Fest, and it was (no pun intended) sweet.

Gave up on those uncola nuts, I guess.

Meh, it was funnier when Eddie Murphy did it.* [*For any readers under the age of 30; yes, it's true, Eddie Murphy was once really funny. So was the comic strip Garfield. Believe it or not.]

Kind of obscure today, but popular enough in the black community that it was parodied in 1988's blaxploitation satire I'm Gonna Get You Sucka.

Along with Lance Henriksen, one of the few guys who could have been a major horror star if we still had those. How has no one put this guy in an updated Blacula movie yet?

OK, this guy actually played Godzilla twice. Anyone know the details? And remember, Googling is for cheaters.