Monster of the Day

Frankly, I thought the first sequel to The Car would have featured the drive shaft. But whatever.

For some reason, women's focus groups did not find the new Beauty and the Beast TV show was romantic as the old one.

Boy, get rid of the silverfish and then this happens.

This made less domestically than that awful remake of When a Stranger Calls, and that was following the Spider-Man movies. I don't get it.

This scene is quite paneful.

I briefly considered making a joke about the "Rolling Bones." I have never come closer to just shuttering the site.

Is  this why I've always wanted a fez and smocking jacket?* Maybe. [*Seriously, I have. However, good smoking jackets cost way too much dough.]

Who's a good boy!

"Exxxcellent."

Time to party down this week.