Monster of the Day

He tried, but she could see right through him.

Crowds groaned as Space Mussolini began the third parsec of his speech.

"TURN...THE DRYER...OFF!"

  Not a great movie by any means (although it had it's moments of lowgrade near-wit), but a great cast. This one might be remembered by Viewers of a Certain Age due to the fact, like CHUD, it got a LOT of play on movie channels back in the early days of cable. Speaking…

Let's take one last trip on the Night Train to Error. (See what I did there?) And yes, I think that's supposed to be a 'real' person under the monster. OK, I may have to track down a copy of this. This time, though, I'll skip over the truly repulsive first story and just…

"Quick, Henry, the Flit!" (C'mon, I haven't used that one in over a month now.}

Boy, the second you get that ring on their finger....

Klieg light not included.

I'm not sure I like this gritty reboot of Dennis the Menace very much.

Scariest thing with a ball this side of Michael Jordan. (Hey, I'm from Chicago. Want do you want?)