Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

Man, those Coppertone ads are getting weird.* (*I suppose I may have posted this before, but I don't care. It's terrific.)

Good thing they had that space spear aboard.

Sorry about yesterday, a complete brain fart. Anyway....

Well. OK, then.

One of a couple of stories that revolves around other figures from the Bible. I wonder if Delilah was ever used; it seems inevitable. It's debatable if this features an actual monster, but the implication that Noah is using his collection of animals as an army of conquest is pretty terrific.

Have I really refrained from using this before? Meh, even if I have, it's gorgeous and worth a second gander.

Ouch.

The terror!!! Don't know that I have five of these left, but I'll burn off what I have.

Watching Kiel manhandle small dudes like Arch Hall Jr. or (the admittedly super-fit) Robert Conrad was always kind of a trip. And who could blame him for trying to stop all that 'singing'?

#1000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This must have been a nice change of pace for Mr. Kiel. Here he played a scientist (an alien one, to boot), instead of just a hulking menacing sidekick. As is often the case, he is thwarted when he learns a bit too much about what we humans call love.