Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

He's not just the president, he's also a client. Jeez, lady, learn how to dress for your surroundings. And what's with the womanspreading?

Vampira's punk phase was solely an attempt to get back at...at, uh, her...dammit, I just can't think of a punchline.

It struck me that I better take advantage of GalaxyJane being out of country to post some more lurid material, so that I don't have to worry about her going on one of her trademark epic angry rants about misogyny and the Patriarchy and microtriggers and accusing me of mansplaining the moment I try…

See, this makes you want to watch the movie, but it's a trap.

I'd say you can't go wrong with cheesy, homemade-looking dinos. But ask the people who were at T-Fest when I showed The Mighty Gorga. Still, for that one magical minute, it was the best film ever made.

Have I really never featured this beastie before? Ah, well, if I have, it wasn't this picture anyway. This is obviously inspired by my entirely satisfactory viewing of Kong Skull Island over the weekend. Meanwhile, today's featured film has been sitting on my DVD shelf unwatched for over a decade, so maybe it's time…

I was going to see Kong Skull Island on Saturday, but it was raining cats and dogs and I couldn't bring myself to leave the house. Sunday was better, though, so I grabbed the early show. I had a BLAST. The two hour run time is pleasingly lean. Moreover, the film has learned from…

Here we see Stanley trying to more overtly ape an Eerie Publications mag. They've amped up the 'sex' a bit, but still are skipping the gore. I still love how amateurish the art is. This is fanzine-level stuff, and not high grade fanzine. Still, nothing's more terrifying than a (I guess) monster with a…

I'm actually kind of fascinated by the fact that there was a publisher so desperate that doing even shoddier rip-offs of those garish Eerie Publications black and white comics was a thing. These, it turns out, were put out by Stanley Publications, who had been around in the '50s mostly doing those pulpy man…

Astoundingly, it looks like in the early '70s someone was doing even shoddier horror comics than Eerie Publications. Also, I'm not sure as to how original their covers were. This one seems slightly familiar. Oh, yeah. That maybe might be what I was thinking of. If you sorta squint....