Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

Every year Chicago artist Mitch O'Connell does a poster for B-Fest. His work for the 2017 show will be hard to top. Wow!

B-Fest was great this year; everything went easy-peasy and the schedule was largely pain-free. Maybe too pain-free, as one veteran attendee argued. (And yes, next year a really painful entry would be nice.) I think this is the only Fest movie I haven't featured before (maybe), but obviously it's pretty great. I'm sure whoever…

The weirdest version by far of that King of the Hill episode where Bobby is found kissing a mannequin head. Peggy is properly shocked, but Luanne seems strangely OK with it, even fascinated. I think Bobby would be pleased to be described as "a player," though. B-Fest starts tomorrow evening, so if I go…

  Uh...no. B-Fest this Friday!

I think there were a devil and the GI-like soldier character, but I couldn't find any good stills of them. Luckily, I guess Demonic Toys 2 briefly features a pretty decent demon character, so we're good.

Worst...manicurist...ever.

Awwwww, Lil' Killbot is adorable!

Band was doing shared cinematic universes a long time before Marvel. He liked two things; franchises and small characters. Although "only" appearing in four films, the Demonic Toys fought both Tim Thomerson's mini-hero Dollman (in a film that also served as a sequel to Band's Bad Channels) and, inevitably, the Puppet Master gang. Say…

Ah, Charles Band, you magnificent bastard.

As things go along more 'varient' Titans show up. In a lesser show this would seem like "do whatever we want" laziness. Here it just adds to the unsettling feeling that nobody understands what the hell these things' deal is.