Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

If I've learned one thing for looking at Thai horror movie posters, it's that Thailand audiences love crocodiles.

Ah, the exquisite thrill of stumbling across a horror movie that actually lives up to its poster or video box art. that's the kind of thing that kept us trudging through the dreck back in the day.

The poster that promises hot college ID action. There's a country that knows what the audience wants. Please, take my money!

I think we can safely add this to the list of Movies Ken Would Watch. Dammit, Mondo Macabre, you really need to start putting out more discs.

This week on "The Poster is Better than the Movie...."

Ah, the Mr. Vampire series. Great stuff. Poster from Thailand.

Uhhhh...OK, everyone. Let's go light on the smutty jokes. Nobody ever gets the big rooms by working blue.

I can see women get so insanely angry about these things. (I'm looking at you, GalaxyJane.) She could at least be making him coffee or something. I do think that since the painted covers were undoubtedly the best part of Gold Key comics, that having additional pin-up pages really makes sense. Of course, comics…

Take that, Hemingway! That's how a real man fishes.

Or as they call it, Tuesday. Anyway, these are so good I'm going to run with them until they run out.