Monster of the Day #3865

Following Plan 9, we got arguably the Fest’s one traditional stinker (Plan 9 is its own thing), Elves. A classic ’80s DTV mix of incest, mysticism, Nazi, Dan Haggarty and really inexpressive puppets, it’s the real deal. And hey, if you want to see a guy in a Santa suit get stabbed in the junk, they’ve got you covered.