Monster of the Day

Well, I'm not sure strangling is the biggest concern.  Personally, the "man-eating" thing would come a bit higher on my list. Happy Friday, everyone. Watch something stupid this weekend. In fact, come watch something stupid with us, your beloved peers, at tonight's Watch Party.

Finally, that Manos Hands of Fate / Blood Beast Terror mash-up we've all been waiting for all our lives. Happy Friday Eve, everyone!  Watch Party tomorrow.

"Honey? Do you know where the batteries for the remote got to?" "IN THE BATTERY DRAWER, JACKASS! CAN'T I TAKE A NAP ONE DAY?! Oh, GREAT, now Gregor's up and I'll have to feed him. Sigh, no use even trying now. Brickin' brackin'....."

Holding auditions to play for one of Cab Calloway's Betty Boop cartoons. Heidi-heidi-heidi-hi...

(This is Monday's MotD, but I'm posting it early because it's time sensitive.) I went to see Godzilla Minus One Minus Color last night, thinking it would be a neat alternate version of a film that is a clear critical and audience darling internationally. On Rotten Tomatoes GMO currently has a 98% rating from…

"*Gasp, choke* Why, you don't look like your Tinder* picture at all!" (*Tinder's a dating thing, right? I probably shouldn't try to do social media jokes.) Watch Party next week. That will be the last one for three weeks thereafter, though, because we have Basement Fest and B-Fest coming up and I'll be busy…

I'm not sure this is the kind of comic that can pull off something artistic and subtle like this.

Rude! Dude, you can't be looking at your watch* during your wedding. (*Kids, ask your parents!)

Something something skeleton crew. Sorry, some days you're just not particularly inspired.

It's a good start, but I don't know, it's needs a little something.... So Amazon Prime offered up Untamed Mistress on Friday, a '50s (sort of) nudie flick--it presumably played what was then considered the adult theater circuit. It's one of the weirdly profuse microgenre of women mating with apes movies; this, Bride of…