Monster of the Day

Gave up on those uncola nuts, I guess.

Meh, it was funnier when Eddie Murphy did it.* [*For any readers under the age of 30; yes, it's true, Eddie Murphy was once really funny. So was the comic strip Garfield. Believe it or not.]

Kind of obscure today, but popular enough in the black community that it was parodied in 1988's blaxploitation satire I'm Gonna Get You Sucka.

Along with Lance Henriksen, one of the few guys who could have been a major horror star if we still had those. How has no one put this guy in an updated Blacula movie yet?

OK, this guy actually played Godzilla twice. Anyone know the details? And remember, Googling is for cheaters.

Wow, I really *couldn't* handle the truth!  

That stupid A-Ha video is *totally* ripping me off!* [*Note: He's just saying that because he's angry. The video is awesome.]

Well, done with Don Dohler now, so let's move on. I don't know, that hairdo makes the Bride look a bit butch. Still, it's clear he's had some hare-raising adventures.

"All we know for sure is that the monster is British."* [*Oh, stop complaining. At least I didn't use the "Quick, Henry, the Flit!" line again.]

Man, I love monster suits.