Monster of the Day #555

Monster of the Day #555

"No, I *don't* want to hear about how tough your day was. OK, I'm a jerk. Don't give me that look; I'm dealing with something over here."
Monster of the Day #554

Monster of the Day #554

Notice the land octopus is the one who looks scared here, and I don't blame him. If I saw that psycho running around with a shotgun and butcher's knife, I'd be trying to shield myself too. The last time I saw a guy looking like that he was trying to kill Reid Fleming.
Monster of the Day #553

Monster of the Day #553

These were the same guys who filmed Phoebe Cates coming out of the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. As you can see, they never really recovered.
Monster of the Day #550

Monster of the Day #550

"In the aberrant activities system, the clone race collective is represented by two separate but equally important groups, the Karlacs who investigate aberrations, and the Mortags who execute the offenders. These are their stories."