Monster of the Day

These were the same guys who filmed Phoebe Cates coming out of the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. As you can see, they never really recovered.

Take notes, Chandler. *This* is how it's done. Bonus points for the Betty Smith pun.

"Hi, I came to welcome you to the neighborhood, and...wow, these round windows are really a thing now, huh?"

"In the aberrant activities system, the clone race collective is represented by two separate but equally important groups, the Karlacs who investigate aberrations, and the Mortags who execute the offenders. These are their stories."

He tried, but she could see right through him.

Crowds groaned as Space Mussolini began the third parsec of his speech.

"TURN...THE DRYER...OFF!"

  Not a great movie by any means (although it had it's moments of lowgrade near-wit), but a great cast. This one might be remembered by Viewers of a Certain Age due to the fact, like CHUD, it got a LOT of play on movie channels back in the early days of cable. Speaking…

Let's take one last trip on the Night Train to Error. (See what I did there?) And yes, I think that's supposed to be a 'real' person under the monster. OK, I may have to track down a copy of this. This time, though, I'll skip over the truly repulsive first story and just…

"Quick, Henry, the Flit!" (C'mon, I haven't used that one in over a month now.}