Monster of the Day

"One banana, two banana, three banana, four! Four bananas makes... AIIIEEEEEE!"

Dude, you're clearly overthinking this.

  "Get the Kleenex. A LOT."

Yes, that certain seems like an efficient body design.

The last victims of the German army.   (Get it?)

  Have I really never done this before? Very neat film, and a great example of the 'blob' picture. Basically a Quatermass film sans Quatermass, although Dean Jagger proves an able replacement. Also offers one of the more surprisingly vicious death scenes for a film of this vintage. Every once in a while a…

  Hey, remember when we saw Funky Forest at T-Fest? Good times.

"FREEBIRD!!!"