Monster of the Day

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Our duty paid to numerology, it's time to return to this week's theme. An embarrassment of riches on this one; it could probably run two weeks.

 

Spring is upon up, and in the spirit of budding new life, this week we'll examine and celebrate Hollywood's fecund, amazing artistic imagination and creativity.

Ah, that's the stuff. Top five commentary track, too.

I'm so sorry it's come to this, but I have already used The Children, The Being and The Horror of Party Beach, so I was pretty much stuck.

"One more chance, Match.com. One more chance."

He's in charge of the mop up operations.

"Oh, Henry, if only there was a commercial insecticide with a pithy slogan I could adjure you to expeditiously obtain!"

After the new ad premiered, Doublemint Gum stock plummeted.