Monster of the Day

"...in Boredom!" The Golden Rule of Schlock Filmmakers: If your movie sucks, make sure your poster is cool. And bonus points if you can blatantly rip off one of the most famous film posters of all time.

Surely the knife's just pro forma; the guy can tear apart Uboats with his bare hands.

"Hey! Hey!"

You know, I think a lot of these octopi were just minding their own business. Also, what a wuss Buck Rogers is. Everyone else uses a knife.

"You're not getting out of the dog house this easy!" she's thinking.

Man, when it rains, it pours.

"B-A-bay, B-E-bee, B-I-bicky-bi, B-O bo, bicky-bi bo, B-U bu, bicky bi bo bu..."

OK, I'm sure I've used some, or most, or all of these. We'll just call it a holiday tradition then. Merry Christmas, everyone, to you and all your loved ones.

I hope this is better documented than this. What a prop!!!!!! Courtesy of the Maestro, Carlos Rambaldi. This was made for a proposed TV pilot, Hercules and the Princess of Troy. The entire thing is on DailyMotion.

I'm pretty sure this guy has been featured, but it's one of the few such films to have some candids. This thing was really a work of art, built over a stripped down Volkswagon. All I can say is, anyone who builds something like this is fine with me! The larger frame lasted a…