Monster of the Day

I'm surprised this guy was in a Mexican movie, because he's clearly Finnish.* (Get it? Do you see what I did there?)

Spa day for Edgar Winter.

In Mexico, this was like having Christopher Lee appear playing Dracula in your movie.

Less werewolf than hobo, I fear. Even so, I believe they used the same guy in the same make-up 12 years later (!) for the color film Santo and Blue Demon vs. the Monsters. He looks pretty similar anyway.

"Swordfish!"

Carrot Top's search for the perfect body led to tragic results. Much like his movie, actually.

"Clean the windows! I command it! You must obey me, I created you! Damn it, where are you going?"

Well, this staging of The Promise is certainly more dramatic.

There's a lot going on here, but I just can't get past the fact that Gleep made it with a Tribble. Also, that chick has some serious man-hands. Yikes. That guy way in the back must be one of Kona's friends.

Cinemax...OF THE FUTURE!