Monster of the Day

I feel seen! If I were crawling out of a steamer trunk (and I mean, now, when I'm technically alive), it would be exactly this painful and awkward looking. Only with a lot more wheezing. Watch Party this Friday...before a three week break. B-Fest the weekend after this (!!!) and Basement Fest the weekend…

When you think about it, this is basically the decision Anna Nicole Smith made.* (*Another of Ken's extremely contemporary references.)

Look, the guy's got issues. However, he basically has more hair left than I do. So he's got that going for him.

"Satan's Stradavari!" Oh, fancy. We watched The Stabilizer (as reviewed here) on Friday's Watch Party. It went over well, I thought, which didn't surprise me. That movie's great.

"WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT IS IT??? WHAT'S HAPPENING?! IS IT SCARY?? IT'S SCARY, RIGHT?!!" Happy Friday, chums. Watch something stupid this weekend. We can help with that, actually. Cast your eyes at the first Watch Party of 2025 tonight.

From the aptly named Realistic Comics.

Lady, you need to buy some new blouses. Also, it's the ashtray on the desk that sells this an as actual vintage cover. Do kids even know that those are anymore?

"Invulnerable" might be overstating it a bit. Winter is here, although we haven't gotten too much snow yet. How are things with you guys? Watch Party on Friday. It's a goodie.

The copping of a feel was ENTIRELY accidental.