Monster of the Day

Now *that's* combination skin.

This is why buying one of the cheaper Real Doll knock-offs is a bad idea.

Direct to video horror back in the day was often metric tons of just...stuff, but you look at this and it does make you nostalgic for those days over the lame CGI monster stuff you get from SyFy now.

"Quick Henry, if we have any sort of insecticide-related product, now would be a good time to bust it out!"

No, no, vampires are supposed to be all dreamy and stuff.

Saw Shin Godzilla on Saturday, and liked it quite a bit. Oddly, considering the main complaint of the latest American Godzilla was that the star didn't have enough screen time, this Godzilla might have had even less. Still, a very solid effort at a revisionist films all around.

I'm guessing some sort of Troma-like deal?

This is why flossing is so important.

Thus answering the eternal question, "What if ZZ Top were farmers, and there were only two of them, and one of them was M Emmet Walsh?"

Ah, spring, when a young man's fancy turns to thoughts of impalement. (Nudity? Yes.)