Monster of the Day #1970 (Slightly NSFW)

Monster of the Day #1970 (Slightly NSFW)

This is a bit racy for the site, but damn, that's a nice poster. And you can't say it isn't a perfect B-movie artifact. Continuing a side theme for his week, it's presumably MUCH better than the movie, given that it's directed by notorious hack Jess Franco. Have a great weekend, everyone!
Monster of the Day #1968

Monster of the Day #1968

This poster does it's job. It takes a film that might not interest many and makes you go, "That looks great!" To a deceptive extent, but hey, caveat emptor.
Monster of the Day #1964

Monster of the Day #1964

Speaking of films that look better in the poster, here's the Japanese art for Giant Spider Invasion. (!) I wonder if this is a cinema poster or a home video cover? I think it's funny that it reached Japan in either way, but could it possibly have played in theaters?
Monster of the Day #1963

Monster of the Day #1963

I guess I'm not surprised that Japan knows how to sell a giant monster film, but man, this does not reflect what I know about this movie. If this was an accurate poster, I would have been there first day buying my ticket.
Monster of the Day #1962

Monster of the Day #1962

We'll see if the niece wants to make it to a third movie (after a dinner break), and if she does, what she makes of this. Frankly, if she bails and I can get her back home in time--it's a bit of a hike--I'll probably instead try to make that evening's showing of Sound!…
Monster of the Day #1961

Monster of the Day #1961

The G-Fest film I'm really excited about, of course, is Ghidorah the Three Headed Monster. (Ghidrah, back in my day.) It's hard to explain how incredible Ghidrah was back then, a monster so powerful that it took Toho's Big Three combined to defeat it. Plus the first combined universe mash-up since the Universal monster…