Monster of the Day

Dude, I wish that worked, but no, you need to shovel the stuff. Look, I live in Chicagoland. So yes, eventually we're going to get snow. But if we didn't get any for Christmas (gray Christmases suck), I don't know why we need any for New Year's. Of course, I'll be inside all weekend…

Pretty. I hope everyone had a great holiday weekend. And hey, there's another one coming right up. Having the holidays on a Friday is always a plus. Did anyone get anything good? The adults in my family don't exchange much any more (although my sister got me a nice pair of slippers and a…

As a kid I sadly didn't own this game, although I knew someone who did and played it a lot. It was Monopoly (way back before Monopoly started doing variant games) with monster movies. As you can see, it was awesome. I'm pretty sure the game was unlicensed, probably both as a game and…

They kept trying, anyway. I couldn't even find a still for I Vant to Suck Your Blood.

My main problem with Piranha (the original, obviously) is that the idea of using genetically altered super-piranha as bio-weapons by dumping them into rivers in enemy territory is utterly ridiculous. And I mean, ridiculous by B-movie standards. How would you keep them from traveling into friendly or neutral territory? How would you get rid…

Cullen mentioned these yesterday. Sadly, Mr. Nima doesn't have a ton of work. Quick, a Patreon for a horror movie poster book! I'd pledge. Friday the 13th, a series about this poor guy Jason who has a big shrimp on his head and keeps getting violently attacked by people. Nothing says Jason like a…

I found...this. I have no idea what to make of it. What's with the guy killed with the pickaxe? Is Freddy a murderous librarian now? It this a movie poster? Just a painting? Weird.

  I put up a wonderful classic Dracula poster yesterday, how about a wonderful Bride of Frankenstein poster? Man, that's nice. I'm not good with languages. Is that the French poster?