Monster of the Day

  Weirdest...marathon...ever.

A mask, or a Phantom of the Opera deal? Hopefully the latter, of course. Even so, damn, that's another great screwball cover. Although...is that an art mistake that the Spider has his arm pinned? And man, I hope he's wearing asbestos pants.

I hope you guys like pulp covers, because when I get on those I stick with them for a while. For anyone who never read pulps, The Spider was basically the Shadow if he were also the Punisher. The Spider slaughtered criminals in every book. Anyway, whenever he wasn't fighting mad scientists or Yellow…

Ah, reminds me of my library days. I guess the knife is to motivate the Shadow looking out towards the viewer? Happy Friday, everyone! Watch something stupid this weekend.

"For Pete's sake, Clark, it's a skeleton. It doesn't have muscles or anything. Just deal with it." "Uh, yeah, about that. It's a skeleton with a gun. Why don't you handle it."

  Well...Wednesday. Better than Monday. Have a great day everyone.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! HURRY UP!!!" "Uhm, no, I, uh, don't want to, er, startle the monsters. I have to, er, uh, move slowly so that the breasts...wait, did I say breasts? I meant monsters...uh..."

Well, there goes the neighborhood. Happy (??) Monday, everyone!

"IT'S A ZOO!" Most original ending ever, the one time it was used. Meanwhile, that guy's just pissed because he's in his own cage. And look at me! I have power, and Imgur is working! Wheeeee! Have a great weekend, everyone.

  OK, let's try the giant cat thing again. I don't *think* this is a repeat. Is it? I don't know anymore. Anyway, yeah, that would suck.