Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

I know this looks bad for the cowering guy, but I can't help noticing that he's wearing a suit made out of Bruce Banner's Pants material. So the situation may be due for a severe change shortly after this. Watch Party tonight!

Vampire hunters. They never go to the crypt at noon. Am I the only one getting a "Kiss me, you fool!" vibe from that vampire?

I really like that cover.  Although...is that supposed to be a coffin? Surely not.

When 3-D goes horrible wrong. (And I'm pretty sure that one dude is just trying to look up that woman's skirt.) We'll back to reality. Not more holidays until the end of May. Groan. But hey, one more day until the second episode of Bofuri.

The truly elite guards can identify each prisoner by his legs. I assume the publisher sent the original cover back. "Where's the skeleton?!" he presumably shouted. Of course, not EVERY Dark Mysteries cover featured a skeleton. All the best ones do, though. Happy Friday, everyone!  Watch Party next week.

I don't know, I'm sensing some sort of theme with these Dark Mysteries covers, but I can't put my finger on it. At least this guy is focusing on what he should be focusing on. I think there was also a poisoned meat in one of the EC horror comics. If you didn't see…

Again, that seems like the wrong reaction. Dark Mysteries, Tales of Terror for People on the Spectrum.

Just as a reminder, the recent theatrical film Shin Ultraman will be in theaters via Fathom Events this Wednesday and Thursday evening. Check the Fathom Events website to see what theater near you might be playing it. It's not like we get a lot of chances to see this stuff on the big screen.…