Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

That guy in the foreground is like, "NOOOOOOOOO!!!! I was just two payments away from paying it off!!!" Wednesday! Getting there.

Man, that's the stuff. Multiple monsters, chicks, guns, vehicular mayhem.... Tuesday. Hmm. At least we've got a holiday on the horizon.

Turns out Amazon Prime (currently) has the three seasons of Lost in Space. So the second to last episode, The Great Vegetable Revolution, was an obvious choice. And hey, an 'hour' of TV back then was 51 minutes, not 40, so it was close to being a short movie. If anything, people might have…

Sweet! Friday! Yay! Watch something stupid, folks. If you come to tonight's Watch Party (9:00 EST), you'll be covered. Have a great weekend.

Man brings civilization to Mars. Thursday! Nearly the weekend. Saw Ponyo yesterday. Man, I'm loving seeing the Ghibli stuff on the big screen. Miyazaki in a minor key, but still wonderful. Decent crowd, especially for the subtitled version (and hence no kiddies), maybe 30 people. Just gorgeous. I think Kiki's is next month's offering.

Maguma strikes back! Either that or it's the dark and gritty reboot of Tennessee Tuxedo.

What's the deal with that mystery meat in the school cafeteria? Am I right?

Am I high, or this is very familiar? I'm thinking it's a repainted sci-fi skin of a Man's Adventure cover (I mean, look at the native) with a guy fighting an upright komodo dragon or somesuch. My memory isn't the best, but the guy's face in the helmet certainly looks like it might have…