Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

It was time for something more linear after the incomprehensible Bloodbeat, so the Rev provided the beloved Hammer / Shaw Brothers co-production The Legend of the 7 Golden Vampires. This had vampires, Chinese vampires (not hopping ones, alas), boobs, tons of crazy kung fu and Peter Cushing in his last time playing Van Helsing.…

After Plan 9 B-Fest used to show what I called Brain Melters. Eight hours in and in the middle of the night, the audience's brains were pretty malleable and especially vulnerable to films that made no damn sense. Usually these are hippy-dippy movies, but this year I showed the super crazy slasher flick Bloodbeat…

The Plan 9 slot (Basement Fest basically follows the old B-Fest template, although B-Fest itself no longer does) this year was filled by the terrifically dumb King Dinosaur. This was a life-changer for young Sandy Petersen, since watching it revealed to him for the first time that a film could have all things he…

The second film was host Holly's Close Encounters of the Third Kind. I'm not sure I'd seen that since it came out--I was kind of allergic of The Special Edition after they made that The Official Edition. We watched the Director's Cut, because it skips the awful see-inside-the-alien-ship/shopping mall climax. Say what you will,…

So the weekend after B-Fest we started Basement Fest, our private Fest we started when B-Fest was knocked out by Covid. We always start with Joe Bannerman's movie because he's a dick and always shows something really awful, like Things. This year's choice was 1981's The Pit, which I've never liked at all. Indeed,…

I don't use the word "hero" very often. However, the person on the A&O Film staff who decided to swap the last two films on the schedule is the greatest hero in American history. Orginally, the last film was scheduled to be A Gnome Named Gnorm. That would have been a TERRIBLE choice. You…

The penultimate film (more on that tomorrow) at this year's B-Fest was A Gnome Named Gnorm. A couple of years ago they showed the similar To Catch a Yeti with Meatloaf, which I thought was worse, but mileage varied in our group. With the titular animatronic provided by director (!) Stan Winston, Chad R's…

"Rah. I'm a Monsta." The Friday Discord Watch Party feature was The Monster of the Piedras Blancas. It's pretty fun, barely over an hour long and, as you can see, has a pretty cool monster. It's one of the more successful attempts to alter the instantly iconic Creature of the Black Lagoon design. The…

The next movie was sponsored by Telstar Man, the Mayor of B-Fest. A most beloved figure. It was the extremely goofy The Dragon Lives Again, a sort of cheapie kung fu movie featuring a cast of famous (and blatantly stolen) characters; Popeye, Cain from Kung Fu, "Bruce Lee," James Bond, Zatoichi, etc. And, as…