Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

Spring is upon up, and in the spirit of budding new life, this week we'll examine and celebrate Hollywood's fecund, amazing artistic imagination and creativity.

Ah, that's the stuff. Top five commentary track, too.

I'm so sorry it's come to this, but I have already used The Children, The Being and The Horror of Party Beach, so I was pretty much stuck.

"One more chance, Match.com. One more chance."

He's in charge of the mop up operations.

"Oh, Henry, if only there was a commercial insecticide with a pithy slogan I could adjure you to expeditiously obtain!"

After the new ad premiered, Doublemint Gum stock plummeted.

I'm not sure I like this gritty new reboot of Mr. Greenjeans.

It's extremely odd to me that these three films have never been collected in a box set. Different rights holders? Maybe. Except for the Mimic movies, I can't think of a low-budget trilogy from this era that was so consistently good. Unsurprisingly, Larry Cohen wrote these. That's a guarantee of quality right there. Well,…