S.W.A.T. TV Pilot Review

S.W.A.T. TV Pilot Review

[Back in May of 2003 (!!) I posted a Video Cheese review of a set of '70s cop show first episodes. One of these was the first chapter of the S.W.A.T. TV show. In honor of Steve Forrest's recent passing, I thought I would report that piece.] S.W.A.T.:  “The Killing Ground” Theme Music/Credit Sequence: …
RIP Steve Forrest…

RIP Steve Forrest…

Steve Forrest, immortalized for viewers of a certain age as Lt. Dan "Hondo" Harrelson on the short lived but affectionately recalled SWAT, passed away on May 18th. For those unfamiliar with his work, Mr. Forrest was sort of a (pre-comedy) Leslie Nielsen or Lee Majors sort of actor. Mr. Forrest basically began his career…
Monster of the Day #695

Monster of the Day #695

I realize this still makes it look like they're something interesting in Ghosthouse...DON'T FALL FOR IT! The beastie here looks a lot more impressive in the still than it does in the film, maybe because it's awkward movements reveal it's phony nature. Sadly, I could not find a picture of the killer fan, so…

Amazon starts royalties for fan fic arm….

So far they are solely working with Warners and have only licensed three teen-oriented properties; Pretty Little Liars, Gossip Girls and Vampire Diaries. However, if this works, I expect to see an explosion in this sort of thing. I can only assume they started kicking the can on this idea after noting the ASTOUNDING…
Monster of the Day #694

Monster of the Day #694

We continue our look at Ghosthouse. Notice the reappearance of the doll, who periodically--by which I mean, every four or five minutes--appears like this with the ghost of this little girl. It's like they assembled the movie from a Spooky Movie checklist. Spooky Doll: Check. Spooky Girl Ghost: Check. Spooky Ghost Dog: Check. Spooky…
Monster of the Day #693

Monster of the Day #693

Sorry for my absence yesterday; Joe Bannerman was visiting, and we spent much of the extended weekend (get ready) watching bad movies...actually, we watched more good movies, so it was weird that way. Back to back (albeit one in the late evening, the next in the following morning) we watched Hausu (aka House) and…
Monster of the Day #692

Monster of the Day #692

Hard to get more Gothic than this. Blacula was pretty close, but the whole 'black Dracula' thing still injected a very modern note into things. This is one of those films (Warlock is one of the best of them) exploring how Evil can exploit a society that's too 'sophisticated' to believe in Evil anymore.…
Monster of the Day #691

Monster of the Day #691

I haven't actually seen this one, but I've only heard good things. Of all the '70s revisionist vampire films, this one might be the most revisioniest.
Monster of the Day #690

Monster of the Day #690

What a wonderful film. So far ahead of its time that if they revived it now, it would be considered utterly derivative. (Plus they would completely ruin it.) This is one of those projects, like Buckaroo Banzai or Remo Williams, that clearly was meant to kick off a series, and that makes you weep…
Monster of the Day #689

Monster of the Day #689

'70s exploitation offered examined the intersection of traditional, gothic monsters with (then) modern American scene. Today this fish out of water element is largely forgone; vampires and werewolves are more likely to be love interests than atavistic monster. Surely the greatest '70s vampire was Prince Mamuwalde, aka Blacula, who we've already featured in the…