Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

I usually try to avoid showcasing Syfy movies, but at least this one seems to have featured an actual guy in a suit along with, no doubt, the obligiatory soupcon of bad CGI.

Somebody's Fetish #10,915

Oh, it's just a regular cat.

Haven't seen this one.

This is exactly what the title promises. It's basically a Troma movie, with amped up gore and sex and broad humor. It delivers those things though, and renters will undoubtedly be happy with it. And hey, the monster isn't CGI. They announced a sequel a while ago, but it's been long enough I wonder…

Two days ago Imgur was being weird, then yesterday I got up late after a late, very cold game at Wrigley Field. So here's the last of the T(ween)-Fest monsters. Have I really not showcased this guy before? Meh, if I have, I have. Another of Sandy's childhood favorites, the lush but crazy George…

Finally MKA was done, and we moved onto one of the Fest's two movies that inspired Sandy's love of fantastic cinema as a kid. Sandy clearly loves oddball mummy movies (Curse of the Faceless Man is another such flick), and this one, featuring a were-mummy (really) proved one of those nice, solid programmers whose…

In one of the great WTF moments I can remember, the hero suddenly turns into a HORRIBLE CGI dragon at the end of the picture. Then the villain turns into a Hydra. They 'fight.' This has no effect on things, probably because even the producers of this mess realized a cartoon battle was a…

I couldn't find a full still of this guy, quickly dubbed the Centard by the audience at T(ween)-Fest. He's a centaur with a scorpion tail, I guess. Most of the time CGI is used to do his lower body and like all such work in this film, it looks awful. The actor is trying…

Here's the traditional death of the underling who failed the overlord character. I must emphasize once again that the CGI monsters actually look *much* worse in the movie itself because they are actually moving...kinda.