Jabootu's Bad Movie Dimension

"Or, The GalaxyJane Story." Burn! Burn on the J-Man!

I seem to be running out of Terror Tale covers. There are more, but they mostly feature sexy women threatened by killers and mad scientists and, of course, red robed cultists, which is a running thing with that magazine. So we might move onto another mag tomorrow.

Man, I don't even want to know where that hand is. On the other hand, I guess I'm not the only person who would have bought something automatically is it had a skeleton on the cover.

I know how you feel, lady. Mondays!

Yay, Friday! Amazon Prime has Pumpkinhead. Man, that's a good little film. And you know I love me my Lance Henriksen. One of Stan Winston's great designs, and one of the last monsters that's human-looking enough to promote at least some audience empathy. I love especially the way the movie captures a real folklore…

If you're looking for something legitimately spooky to watch on Amazon Prime, they currently offer a pretty good slate of Asian ghost movies, as well as often the American remakes thereof, including the surprisingly solid The Ring. You might want to skip those sequels, though. On the other hand, Rings looked awful. Interesting awful…

Amazon Prime week continues. If Gamera isn't your flavor, somehow, Amazon does offer a few non-Godzilla Toho films. Manda is a briefly seen sideshow in Atragon, rather like the giant walrus in Gorath (although Manda also got a brief appearance in Destroy All Monsters). Even so, it's a fun addition in a neat movie…

  Amazon Prime has (yay!) added all the new and old Gamera movies. They are in nice widescreen presentations, and are the Japanese versions with subtitles. (Sorry, Rock.) You could do far worse for something to do this weekend than watch Gamera vs Gaos followed by Gamera Guardian of the Universe.

"WAKE...UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!" Mondays, am I right. Anyway, we haven't done a It's on Amazon Prime week in a while, so let's catch up on some of their offerings. This is The Unnamable, a story of some people who go to a spooky mansion, mostly to have sex, and are killed by a female demon. As…