Reviews

If there's one thing we know...it's that animals hate sports! Also, participants at last week's Watch Party might have been more entertained if we'd gotten this version of Girl Gang:

So last Friday's Watch Party went old school, with Mesa of Lost Women. Ooof. Maybe 20 minutes of content stretched over 70 minutes. A main character doing a not extremely good Elwood P. Dowd impression. Near constant flamenco guitar on a loop, over and over and over again. At least it had the giant…

OK, it's 1958. You're the typical 10 year old boy being dropped off at the Saturday matinee, so that your mom can have you out of her hair for three or four hours. You're a savvy vet already; you know the movies are never as good as the poster makes them work. Still, if…

Following La Marca del Muertos we watched Wheels of Fire, a pretty generic Italian post-apocalypse rip-off of Mad Max, of which they made like a million. This one was fine, although really, these things sort of run together. There's some cars with welded on armor, guns with weirdly lots of ammo, dubbing, still acting,…