Reviews

Sorry not to have checked in yesterday; I was so tired after having to get up for work that I couldn't rouse the energy. Even so, B-Fest was great, and so was last weekend's Basement Fest. But man, I'm going to be zonked for a while. Back to B-Fest. Last we left, it was…

"Man, I don't know. Eyes, or, uh, a skeleton guy, or...I don't know, whatever."

Man, practical suits. This is from Cellar Dweller, one of those boxes you saw at every single video rental store back in the day. Have a great weekend, everyone. Watch something stupid. If you're available, come watch something stupid with us at tonight's Watch Party.

We next watched another episode of Ultra Q, Grow Up! LIttle Turtle. I always thought it as an independent short they bought and inserted into the show; tonally, it's like almost nothing else in the series, the usual leads are barely in it and tangential to the main action, etc. It's a real piece…

Another movie I'd never seen. Dino REALLY wanted his own Jaws. Will "Orca" Sampson returns as Crazy Horse (sadly, this is not "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" or, particularly, "Outlaw Josie Wales" Will Sampson) opposite Charles Bronson as Wild Bill Hickok. The titular buffalo looks pleasingly--to me--fake. Jack Warden is solid as always…

This one isn't as blatant as the other two we've featured. It doesn't, say, mention The Wolf Man in a movie without a Wolf Man.It *does* mention a Wolf Woman, and barely supplies one of those. The movie is a rather tedious affair about a woman who's a homicidal maniac. Perhaps getting complaints from…